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EVENT
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# of Drinks
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Every time he says....
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Trumpian Superlatives
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Huge ("yuuuuuge")
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1
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| best |
1
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| biggest |
1
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| embiggened |
something cromulent |
| greatest |
1
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| tremendous |
1
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| scrumtrulescent |
1
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Foreign Affairs
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| Iran |
1 |
| Nuclear Deal |
1 |
| China ("Jina") |
1 |
| tariffs |
1 of something imported or 2 of something domestic |
| trade war |
1 (+1 if he says they're easy to win) |
| unfair |
1 |
| Russia |
1 shot Russian vodka |
| free trade |
1 |
| fair trade |
1 |
| Coronavirus |
1 Modelo Especial |
| NAFTA or USMCA |
1 Molson/Corona/Crown Royal/tequila; pour out and replace it with a nearly identical drink |
| Brexit |
1 warm beer; delay pouring by 24-36 months |
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Domestic Policy
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| taxes |
1, plus an imperceptibly small added bit (+15 if you're a corporation)
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| stock market |
1
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| Federal Reserve |
1 (+1 if he takes credit for the Fed's recent decisions)
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| infrastructure |
Announce that you're pouring 1 drink; pour it; never drink it
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| coal |
1 (+1 if "clean coal")
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| immigration |
1 of something imported
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| border |
1
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| wall |
1
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| Wall wall wall! All you need is wall! |
1 Harvey Wallbanger |
| libel |
1 of something unfairly maligned |
| judges |
1 |
| Kansas |
1 Missouri Mule |
| "Family Leave""" |
Drink 1 toast to your [third] family |
| "working families" |
1 |
| drug prices |
1 |
| Space Force |
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. |
| environment or climate change |
ginger beer & Jack ("A Dark and Stormy Daniels") |
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Trumpisms
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| Electoral College |
more than anyone has ever drunk before... j/k, 1 |
| Crooked Hillary |
1 |
| Believe me |
LOL (literally, laugh out loud),
then 1, while bracing for the lie that follows |
| "Many people are saying" |
1, while bracing for the lie that follows |
| fake news |
1 swig of nonalcoholic "beer" |
| America First |
1 of something with a 1930s vintage |
| Repeats the end of a sentence for emphasis |
1 |
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If/Every time he....
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| mentions any epidemic, real or imagined |
1
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| sexually harasses someone during the speech |
1
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| threatens someone during the speech |
1 |
| plugs one of his properties |
1 (+1 if it's Trump Tower Moscow)
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| mentions one of his kids other than Ivanka |
1
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| mentions one of his departed White House staff or cabinet member |
1
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| mentions an indicated/convicted/imprisoned former adviser/staffer/campaign aide |
1
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| refers to someone by their nickname (e.g. "Cryin' Chuck," "Nancy") |
1 |
| refers to his "brain" or his "genius" |
1 |
| tweets during the speech |
1
bonus +2 if he delivers the entire speech via tweetstorm |
| says something untrue |
nobody could survive drinks for this |
| Describes the border situation as a "crisis" |
1 |
| Discusses what the wall can be made of (e.g. concrete, "steel slats") |
1 |
| wears a MAGA hat |
1 |
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Special Impeachment Section
because, yes, it's still going on, and yes, he's still impeached
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| "impeachment"" |
1 peach mint Moscow mule |
| Ukraine |
1 |
| "perfect phone call" |
1 |
| "do nothing Democrats" |
1 |
| "shifty Schiff" |
1 |
| if he praises Senate Republicans |
1 drink, make sure there are no witnesses
+1 if he winks and thanks McConnell for "taking care of this" for him |
| if he praises his legal team |
roll your eyes, drink |
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Every time the camera shows....
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the First Lady
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1
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| Ivanka, and not the First Lady |
1 |
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your congressional representative
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1
and pat yourself on the back for being able to identify your representative
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| any still-in-it Democratic presidential candidate |
shot of Iowa corn whisky or New Hampshire maple syrup |
| any dropped-out Democratic presidential candidate |
1 shot of Booker's® |
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a standing ovation from HALF of Congress
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1
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Other
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if he ends the speech with anything other than "God bless the United States," or equivalent
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1
+5 if he ends with "Make America Great Again"
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if the speech is under an hour
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Finish your drink and have another
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DEMOCRATIC RESPONSE BONUS GAME
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If she references the Russia investigation or impeachment
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1 peach mint Moscow mule
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| subpoena or investigation |
1 |
